Daisee Chain CELERITER VADENDUM, ACRITER SAGITTANDUM

Rating

PG

Spoilers

None

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"Oh, Daddy."

"Dammit D'Argo, that's "Who's your Daddy!'"

"I don't see what difference it makes."

"Because one's funny and the other's just creepy. Especially if it's coming from you. You knocked those guys out yet?"

"Tongued them a few minutes ago."

"Oh fer cryin' out...D, just... don't."

"Don't what?"

"Don't go round telling humans that you tongued someone. It's not an image we want in our heads."

"You know, you can't exactly throw sticks yourself."

"That's 'stones'. Can't exactly throw stones. And why not?"

"You called Rygel a freetnik yesterday."

"What's wrong with that?"

"Unless you truly think he is seductive, I think the word you were looking for was 'frelnik'."

"Why didn't someone tell me that yesterday? I called him that three times!"

"We tried, but we were too busy laughing."

"Thanks a lot."

"You're welcome. Now let's get the food and get out of here."

"Amen to that."

"John?"

"What now?"

"Amen is a local slang for toilet facilities."

sigh. "Whateverrr. Let's just go."

"John?"

"Whatev..."

"No! I do not want to know what it means. I'm leaving. You coming with?"

"Yeah, but one of these guys is coming round again. Just let me tou... knock him out."

"You do whateverrrr you have to. I'll be on Lo'La."

"Rygel's still there. Try not to seduce him in my absence."

"Very funny, big guy. Very funny."